Lite skoj... :)

1. Dear baby: welcome to dumpsville. Population: you.

    

2. It’s me, not you.

    

3. It’s you, not me…. I mean it’s me, not you.

    

4. It’s not you… it’s me… well ok… it is you.

    

5. I have found someone else.

    

6. We’re more like friends you know?

    

7. I need more time and space. That’s why I’m moving 12 hours away.

    

8. Six simple words: I’m not gay, but I’ll learn.

    

9. Remember when I asked you out? Well… I was talking to the guy behind you.

    

10. Bob, I’d like you to meet Roy … he’s your new replacement.

     

11. We’ve been going out for a while, and I think we’re ready to go to the next level… have you heard the good news about Amway?

     

12. You look too much like my sister/brother, I can’t see you anymore.

     

13. You looked better when I was drinking.

     

14. I’d like to help you out. Now which way did you come in?

     

15. I love you so much! Let’s get married! I want to have lots of children and get a big house and a mortgage and a minivan and…

     

16. Here’s the phone number of my doctor, I think you and he should talk…

     

17. Now that I’m sober… I remembered… I’m married and have a kid and live in Perth . Bye!

     

18. “I am gay”

     

19. I’m no longer worthy of you (Keep repeating until s/he agrees with you)

     

20. I used to think size didn’t matter, but in your case I have made an exception!

     

21. My ex-boyfriend Bruno just came back into town. He finished serving his sentence and he is dying to meet you.

     

22. I really like you but the people in my head don’t.

     

23. The problem isn’t you, it’s me. I am the one who doesn’t like you.

     

24. I don’t know what I want right now, I just need time to figure things out.

     

25. I’m pregnant

     

26. Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.