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Det ramlar in utländska mass-vinnarmail och mail angående konstiga och stora arv i våra inboxar hela tiden.

Tror de verkligen att vi är så dumma att vi går på det?

I och för sig kanske det finns de som gör det,eftersom de aldrig verkar ge upp?

Vad händer när vi andra ignorerar dessa mail?Ger de sig?

Ånej,då tas det hela ett steg "längre".

Är dessa lurendrejerier olagliga i första hand,vad är då detta mail?

Jag försökte att plocka ut godbitarna,men hela brevet var så skoj,så jag kastar upp (!) det komplett på sidan.Tyst


FROM FBI CRIME DIVISION.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010 2:49 PM

Anti-terrorist and monetary crimes division
FBI headquarters in Washington , D.C.
Federal bureau of investigation
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C. 20535-0001

Attention: Fund Beneficiary,
 
This is an official advice from the FBI foreign remittance/telegraphic dept., it has come to our notice that a bank from Nigeria district has released 10,000,000.00 U.S dollars into Bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by Inheritance means.The C.B.N bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment S.T.D.P to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.
 
They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already transferred funds, which was made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account, this is a pure coded, means of payment .Records, which we have had with, this method of payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account.
 
Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary scrutiny by the UK authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the F.B.I bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,000,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds Transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents.
 
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We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in United kingdom in your name , but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them , unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the JP Morgan chase right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and verifications from you before releasing the funds.
 
So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don’t have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds the JP Morgan chase to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.
 
This Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don’t have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by the bank that initialized the transfer Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. These conditions is Valid until 21th of February 2010 after we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria. Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.
 
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Final instruction:
 
60f Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
61e Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
62 Beneficiaries bank in UK can only release funds.
62 Upon confirmation from the world bank/united nations.
64 Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
 
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.
 
The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information. Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in UK and United States . An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country (i.e., Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history back ground, etc.)
 
 
FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

"Thanks for your letter Mr Mueller.
I am a zombie,locked in a crypt,without a bank account.Perhaps you can deliver the money personally?
I am longing for some human flesh."

32 kommentarer
PegBundy
2 februari 2010, kl 10:47
hahaha.... som om FBI över huvud taget skulle ha med såna här saker att göra... OCH om det vore så (pga terroristlagen eller nåt) så skulle de åka hem till personen ifråga personligen, inte skicka ett illa stavat mail.... Jaja... säkert nån idiot som går på det...

... vart skulle man ringa förresten? *visslar*
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 11:11
Hehe.Jag har svars-mailadressen kvar..ska vi dela? ;)
Bokmalen
2 februari 2010, kl 10:53
Hi hi, tack för ett gott skratt.
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 11:23

Jag fnissade halva natten åt mailet igår. =)
Kao
2 februari 2010, kl 11:02
Det är ju så dumt att klockorna stannar!
Dessutom är det en massa stav- och meningsbyggnadsfel i meddelandet.

Och varför skulle ö.h.t FBI bry sej om sånt där.......?

Ha're gött
Kao
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 11:30
Ja...att de ens vågar använda sig av deras namn. =)

Kram på sig Kao
Ninapinas
2 februari 2010, kl 11:02
Hehe..jo du, man upphör aldrig att förvåna sig.
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 11:36
Nej,den här var skön. =)
sarahmara
2 februari 2010, kl 11:42
passa dig, du vet inte om fbi dyker upp!!! kramizen o tack för rolig läsning=)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 12:21
Jag ska bjuda dem på kaffe. =)
Kramen!
2 februari 2010, kl 15:15
För någon dag sedan ringde det här eknumret till min mobbe:
http://www.google.se/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=7h&oq=&hl=sv&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ADFA_svSE338SE338&q=09734823624

Lite scary att dom har börjat ringa till folk.
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 16:13
Ja,fy 17.
De hittar oss vart vi än befinner oss.
Maria de Suède
2 februari 2010, kl 15:25
Jag fick ett par såna mejl och ignorerade dem, men de fortsatte att skriva då svarade jag på franska. Då bad de mig att skriva på engelska, fast jag svarade på ryska istället.

Добрйи день

Я не гаварю ета уасйка.

De slutade på en gång.
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 16:27
Hehe!
Jag är ingen hejare på ryska,men det är bra att de gav upp. =D
Izabelle
2 februari 2010, kl 17:24
Men hur orkar de...?
Jag har aldrig fått ett sådant mail, men jag gillade ditt svar starkt! =)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 18:05
Ja,det måste vara heltidsjobb,för dem som sitter och håller på.
=)
m..
2 februari 2010, kl 18:01
Vad är "eknumret "? :)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 18:06
Hmm...fejk? =)
Superdupermorsan
2 februari 2010, kl 18:23
Hahaha, knäppgökar ! Precis, tror de att vi är helt tappade bakom den berömda vagnen eller att vi inte har plogat ända fram ???? Jag har inte fått nåt dylikt, tror jag, slänger allt skumt direkt.

Här snöar det massor, häääärligt !
Hoppas allt är bra med dig.

Kramar
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 20:19
Ja, har Dr. Dan Mobutu mailat angående ännu mer stålar.

Här har det snöat och blåst en aning idag.Jag är förkyld och har turen att vara ledig idag,så jag höll mig inne idag. =)

Kram
micketrav
2 februari 2010, kl 19:45
Har också fått det. Menar du att det inte var på riktigt? Fan också..
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 20:19
Kan du inte testa att maila/ringa dem? ;)
micketrav
2 februari 2010, kl 20:34
Kan inte du göra det åt mig, snälla.. Blinkar sött=)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 20:59
Jag kan skicka röksignaler.
m..
2 februari 2010, kl 21:03
Självklart :)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 21:04
Typ. ;)
Tummelunsen
2 februari 2010, kl 21:12
Hahaha! det roligaste jag läst på länge! =)
Tumme!
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 21:23
=)

Håll ögonen på skräpposten.Där kan man hitta riktiga guldkorn.
Tummelunsen
2 februari 2010, kl 22:01
Jag har sett det! Patetiskt! =)
Cyberzombie
2 februari 2010, kl 22:39
Troligtvis är det några stackare som går på blåsningarna,eftersom de fortsätter att skicka ut dessa chansningar hela tiden.
sarahmara
3 februari 2010, kl 07:19
det måste det helt klart vara. nån går ju på det, men jag törs inte ens öppna sånt där, kan ju vara en massa virus dom skickar! kramizen/sarah
Cyberzombie
3 februari 2010, kl 10:29
Ja,filer och liknande ska man passa sig för.
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