Dagens skratt (tack Svärmor)

The 11th Husband!!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What ?" said the puzzled groom.
  "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband  #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed  to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"  Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;  even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver..

"Husband #5 was an Engineer;  he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration;  he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a  Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............  God I miss him !!.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?

  "You're with the GOVERNMENT.

This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED."